We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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