Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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