I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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