butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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