Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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