Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i now understand why vodka
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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