so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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