Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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