Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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