Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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