What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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