5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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