Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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