i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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