I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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