Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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