Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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