Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
