no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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