i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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