yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
third nipple confirmed
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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