On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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