Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
send nudes
from the living room?
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