normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
so much tequila, so little girl.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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