windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I have post one night stand depression
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