So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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