How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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