Heybabeimwearingurpanties
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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