I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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