Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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