yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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