I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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