Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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