I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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