so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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