She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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