do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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