Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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