You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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