And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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