i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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