So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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