I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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