It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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