I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I pour the whiskey from now on
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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