adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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