East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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