I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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