Just cropdusted the office
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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