Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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