Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just google imaged poop.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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