we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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