Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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